Auction 4 my knickers in a desperate attempt to get me out 4 the Tidy Boys. U have the choice of whether they're dirty or clean! We start the bid at the door fee of £12
If this were real, which it aint and which i'd never do. I would be placing the highest bid to keep them!
woo! all excited now cos lulu used my idea, an while writing this i got a text so i had a nice vibrating feeling in my crotch... it's been a good news day! an i'm off to the pub now cos its lunch time!!
I want you to walk around with a turtle head touching the cloth for a week and then i'll give you 7 quid fifty?
I coudnt walk round for that long with a turtle head. It makes me start 2 feel sick and my mouth goes watery well before the turtle head stage so i wouldn't have a chance!