Free Willy So many Thai women have started cutting off their unfaithful husband's penises that doctors issued guidelines this week urging vulnerable men to establish contingency plans in case it happens to them. "If you have a mistress they (wives) will get mad and cut it any time, so make her very happy, always carry a thermos to put it (the severed penis) in and keep the name of a good doctor close by," re-attachment specialist surgeon Dr Surasak Muangsombot advised (Taipei Times). The trend contrasted sharply with recent cases in Africa where men chopped off their own penises to spite their women. Last October a 38 year old Kenyan man chopped off both his testicles and penis 'to teach his wife a lesson' (Western Daily Press) while at Christmas 26 year old Kenkan Stephen Ongala severed one testicle 'after a disagreement with his wife' (Reuters). American Oscar Hernandez also cut off his own penis earlier this year (with a machete) and left it lying on top of a bag of cement at the roadside in January. Cops later returned it to him at the local hospital in Alton, Illinois. http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2004/07/08/2003178134/print (Angry Thai brides 'boil them, feed them to ducks, flush them down the toilet, bury them and have even tied them to hot air balloons and let them float away. . .') http://www.emasculation.jena.co.uk/castration.htm (I REALLY REALLY REALLY wouldn't click this link if I were you).
