Queens speech: Drug tests for minor offenders

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  1. dodgy

    dodgy rowr kitty super meow cat

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    Coming in next year's Queen's Speech:

    "My Government will allow the homosexuals of this land to be shot with a firearm.

    My Government will continue to drill for oil in the Lake District, the cairngorms, and Birmingham.

    My Government will legislate to classify the thought of any person, that is deemed illegal and treasonous thought, to be a crime against this great nation..."
    (continues until the day's Two Minute Hate)

    :rolleyes:
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    be wary though, this would not stop an employer sacking you if they have a zero tolerance policy on drugs.

    talking to a friend last week and he told me a story about a few guys he worked with, they all went to amsterdam for the weekend got back thought nothing off it, que the drugs test at work monday morning, all those that came back positive were sacked on the spot.
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    Hmm...

    I wonder how many politicians, civil servants, sports personalities, aristocrats, members of royalty and law enforcement officers would be guilty of possession under this proposed bill?
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    Re: Hmm...

    a fair few i rekon!
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    pah im not worrying, they'll never find any blood in my drug stream ;)
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    should get rid of them the old fashioned way, i'd happily take charles on 'man to man' and live happily ever after as :king:

    :lol:
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    Re: Hmm...

    None. :D

    ;)
  8. Amyl Nitrate

    Amyl Nitrate Can me mate hav a sniff?

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    chow down dodge, you smoke more crack than noel edmonds!!!
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    I also chase more dragon than Paul Daniels. Does that indicate a problem? :confused:
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    Amyl Nitrate Can me mate hav a sniff?

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    it kind of explains the reason for mr blobby and and that wizbit shat
  12. Congay

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    Source?

    I smell BULLSHIT!
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    All the papers have been carrying that story. :(
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    Thats fucking bullshit, I dont see how they could possible get away with doing that shit. I know plenty of ppl who have been spiked and who would then be classed as being "in possession".


    I REFUSED TO BELEIVE IT
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    I agree. Surely it must be in breech of human rights or something??

    Would it not be your right to refuse a test??
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    I hope you're right.
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    I can't believe people are makin such an issue about the queens speech afterall the election is nearin ....it's all about tryin tio win votes when the time comes from the older generation .......





    though the goverment is well outta touch with the country ,
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    hahahaha


    It would be a breach of human rights, but how many times have countries like the UK or the USA demonstrated that human rights laws mean shit to them.

    I'm an adult and I think I'll make my own desicions what I put into my body thank you very much.

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