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  1. Geordie

    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    I couldnt/wouldnt lie about my family cos when something did happen work were a fucking disgrace !

    It could also happen properly again so there's just no need.

    Id rather say i couldnt be arsed than that..
    Geordie, Nov 30, 2004
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  2. jam'e'tron

    jam'e'tron god is a DJ

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    i once said that i cud'nt go to work because my dog had been ran over by a car. poor thing.....a week later, it really did get run over
    i felt terrible for weeks.

    RIP benji
    :cry: :angel3: :cry2: :doh: :wanker:
    jam'e'tron, Nov 30, 2004
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  3. wallyjumblat

    wallyjumblat Registered User

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    :clap: I agree if you cant come up with anything original dont go for the my family / pet / neihbour i was porking, uncles best mates imaginary friend bills pet snail croakd!!!!

    dont use death as an excuse ..... unless obviously somthing has happend!
    wallyjumblat, Nov 30, 2004
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  4. spud693

    spud693 Registered User

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    hell, it works. :p

    and at least once it has been true - so have experience from both sides of the coin...

    it's only been used in times of dire need - i havent killed off half of my family or nowt :p
    spud693, Nov 30, 2004
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  5. Cookee

    Cookee Registered User

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    :rolleyes:
    Cookee, Nov 30, 2004
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  6. fran

    fran *****Fighting Star *****

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    Couldn't think of a good one on sat though could ya?!!;) ;)

    Did you get into trouble hon?:p
    fran, Nov 30, 2004
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  7. Jill

    Jill Registered User

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    Never lied about a family member because knowing my bloody luck I'd jinx them and they'd really get ill or die. :(

    Normally go for a stomach bug, because you can go into detail about having the shits and gross them out so they stop asking. :D
    Jill, Nov 30, 2004
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  8. Sweeney

    Sweeney Registered User

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    Say someones coming to deliver/fix the washing machine/dishwasher/tv etc... and you have to stay in and wait for them. Works for me :up:
    Sweeney, Nov 30, 2004
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  9. Smog

    Smog Registered User

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    Hahaha same here! :D
    Smog, Nov 30, 2004
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  10. Nass

    Nass sound. Staff

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    im sure most places would take that off as a holiday though :down:
    Nass, Dec 1, 2004
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  11. graham

    graham Registered User

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    i always blame food poisoning!!

    "had a dodgy curry and my stomach's in pieces"

    has been used a few times like!!! :p
    graham, Dec 1, 2004
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  12. *missy*

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    ive always said that ive been sick all nite/day or ive got a migrane or somethin really simple like that. i cant lie very well!!! :down:
    *missy*, Dec 1, 2004
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  13. magicpaul

    magicpaul Registered User

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    Kicked in the balls by a shetland pony!!!! :lol:
    magicpaul, Dec 1, 2004
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  14. TheSpence

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    I remember getting all call from Police saying Simon Chan was arrested & would be coming to work today.

    He is now in the jail
    TheSpence, Dec 1, 2004
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  15. emzy

    emzy

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    I once skipped work for three weeks, when they finally caught up with me i was still a bit mashed up, so clever me comes up with the excuse "i've been abducted by aliens"

    The best thing was they still let me go back, he he!!
    emzy, Dec 1, 2004
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