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  1. princess jane

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    Nitmare Wedding Scenario

    Me and wor lad are off to a wedding tomm, lass I went to journo school with.

    Trouble is I went to the hen do on Sat, all her mates are boring tossers called Sophie who neither swear nor wear lipgloss and she's announced there will be no music at the afters do because discos are tacky and no-one dances to bands.

    Help!

    We obviously plan on getting pissed, but man it's gonna be a long day.....



    :wanker:
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  3. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    Aside of that all...

    Who the **** gets married on a monday :confused:
    M.C.E, Sep 4, 2005
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    this is it

    apparently the church and the afters place were only available on this Monday

    Had to take a day and a half off and we are understaffed
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    Sneak in a ghetto blaster i dare you :lol:
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    The boy was gonna take a Walkman and we could have an ear each

    Wedding discos are always fun, people's aunties trying to dirty dance, dad's doing 60's moves and the erection section at the end..
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    Peter Kay got it down to a T with his impression :lol:

    Where the kid runs across the floor and slides on his knees!

    And the Dj that you cant understand that just laughs inbetween his drivel :lol:
    M.C.E, Sep 4, 2005
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    The buffet is now open, I repeat the buffet is now open..

    No, no, don't rush, we don't know them

    hahahahah
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    Its all about gettin out of your seat and just as you are about to hit the dancefloor starting this kinda strut/dance thing :lol:

    We all do it :oops:
    M.C.E, Sep 4, 2005
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    princess jane Registered User

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    not tomm I don't

    they don't know what they're missing, i'm telling you

    Right, I'm off to start getting ready
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    Think i'd rather go to work :(

    At least you can get pissed like :drunk:
    M.C.E, Sep 4, 2005
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    what at work?

    Might result in some interesting stories I guess, mis-spelt but interesting
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    No i meant the wedding is destined to be poo but at least you can be drunk.

    I meant i'd rather go to work than endure that :lol:
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    princess jane Registered User

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    Ahhh it won't be so bad, we've got a hotel so if it truly dull we can go home for an afternoon 'nap'.
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    I'd have a nap regardless :D
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    I'm paying for the hotel, I want a leas two daytime naps and a post breakfast one an' all

    ker-ching
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    :hump:
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    :beer: :tits: :love: :chill:

    fookin hell I've come over all Dave 'I love Smilies Me' Melt
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    :lol: :lol:

    Walking to the Dancefloor dance:laugh:
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    The DJ at juski's wedding was like that...

    Jus asked him to announce the buffet was open, so this kid picks up the mic and starts speaking. Except you can't understand a word he was saying....

    Jus taps him on the shoulder, asks him for the mic, a few seconds of EQ tweaking later you hear justins voice, crystal clear over the speakers :lol: :lol:

    The really funny bit was when jus handed the kid back his mic - next time he used it he was all muffled again :lol: :lol: :D
    Conway, Sep 5, 2005
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  21. Dan Hawkins

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    i went to a wedding do on sat night! They had a dj AND a singer on, he sang frank sinatra and rat pack songs he even played the saxaphone :eek::eek: . Everyone was dancing etc and it was mint.

    your pal and her fella sound like a reet sado's (sorry)
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