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Ok you've just won £10m on the Lottery but Camelot have only agreed to release your cheque if you agree to let some cameras follow you around whilst you buy your 1st 5 things...

What would you buy?

1. A plot of land somewhere around where i live now to build my dream home on.

2. A team of Builders, Sparkies, Plumbers & Architects to build it for me.

3. A black Porsche 911 GT Turbo

4. A villa in Ibiza which my above team wil turn into a party gaff, with a bar and Pro Dj setup/sound system, pool etc etc

5. I'd then visit all my close friends/relatives and pay off all their debts, then fuck off shopping

1 - Have a massive party with top name djs and a few thousand ppl


2- Learn to drive and buy a fast car


3- Pay my families debts off


4- buy a nice house / holiday home


5- donate some to charity

i really would not have a clue where to start

1. Villa in Ibiza with nice views and a decent pool. (Probs gonna be on most people's lists) - with a fit female lifeguard/first aider on duty just in case myself or mates get far too wrecked and need some assistance.

2. Decent home in the countryside in Britain. Nice size garden, indoor pool with a glass roof that can be opened during the summer and large hall to throw parties in - which my bedroom overlooks via an indoor balcony that also houses a set of decks, cdj's and a fuck off soundsystem.

3. Porche GT3

4. £0.5m into the accounts of my 4 best mates that I've grown up with and have always been there for me and vice versa.

5. Make sure all my close family are financially comfortable and have a nice home of there own.

Then I'd fuck off and buy the biggest bag a chisel I could get me hands on

there is a plan

BUY AS MUCH ACID AS I CUD AND TAKE IT ALL AT ONCE!

and not care aboiut a fucking thing!

she will be a millinair she will hav laods of freinds i know if she had that much cash id be seen in public with her

only kidding janet pet! ure alreet

I have more than enough - check my msn list the majority of them have been blocked so i can log on without all the convo boxes coming up

Aye Jimmi your alreeet yourself

First things you should always get when winning the Lottery are:

A pot to piss in and two pennies to rub together

So when/if you waste all yer cash you wont have to listen to losers saying

"He had all that money and now he hasnt got a pot to piss in" etc

But I thought the point of MSN was so you could converse with your friends?

1. massive plot of land to build a mint house on. house will have, skate park, dirt bike track, studio etc

2. buy a lamburgini murchialago(fuck knows how u spell it) has to be yellow

3. villa in ibiza complete with studio and all the essentials

4. get my rents a nice pad somewhere

5. pay for my mates to go to ibiza for the whole summer

it is but its hard to converse with 25 people all at once hence why ive got them blocked

1. pay off al the families debt mortages credit cards etc

2.hire silverstone and 10 of the new tvr's so me and the lads could race

3. Hire the stig to be my chaufer

4. yacht plus crew to cruise the med

5. buy a ducati 996 sp foggy replica -

If TV cameras were following me i would buy...

1 - A double ended dildo

2 - 2 prostitutes (female)

3 - A kilo of cocaine

4 - A bottle of ket

5 - Some new sunglasses

Youve just reminded me to put the lottery on for tonight and tomorrow Fingers crossed!!

poo, forgot about the euro lotto.

1 Biggest Plasma tv with dvd recorder

2 Subrau Impreeza

3 Technics 1210's

4 Mansion

5 Treat My Family

in no particular order

pay off my debts

build the olds a mansion

build meself a mansion with the most state of the art audio visual equipment and the usual shit like swimming pools gyms and more bedrooms than ghandi had hot dinners

a fleet of mint cars

get meself a helicopter and a license and put meself into a mint university

Living the dream there mate