Blu Bambu

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  1. Geordie

    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    Blu Bambu

    Someone was kicking off last night cos they werent on the guestlist - proper hell on :tut: - get it sorted doorman.

    Of all the places in the world to be kicking off at about a fricking guesty.

    "Here man daft **** a nah the fucking doorman, a come every week and am on every week reet"

    Aye well you werent on last night pet so go and get fucked :bang:

    I should of just went to Beyond :lol:
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    Re: Blu Bambu

    Seven bloody quid for a voddie n red bull in there last night :eek:
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    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    Were you there ?!?!

    I wasnt even pissed when a got home as well, i remember talking some shit to the taxi driver tho - told him loads of lies and he was :eek:

    It makes a change seen as a brayed a taxi driver last sunday after a full day session and another NUFC defeat :down:

    I wasnt gonna bump him like he thought so it had to be done.
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    Re: Re: Re: Blu Bambu

    Aye for a bit upstairs, graft had hired it out, saw Doddy behind the bar.
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    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    I wouldnt normally do it mate, when i put that it before it was just cos id got on well with one last night.

    Last Sunday i was made to go to the bank off him, ordered to give him either me keys or phone whilst driving and i just wanted to get back so agreed.

    I had been out all day and was steaming and at the time pissed off with his actions cos i might as well of stripped down to prove he'd get his money,anyways we pulls up on a road round mine and i got out cos i couldnt find the £10 id drawn out - by now i had me keys back and he gets out obviously thinking i was gonna run and grabs me by the arm and pushed me - it was then i nutted him and cracked him and fucked off.

    I didnt have any intentions of bumping him and all he did all the way home was doubt me even when he had me keys and i think some change what i originaly had. Its there job and id hate to get not paid in mine but he just pushed it too far.
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    :lol: :lol: :up:
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    Its a fuckin joke stuff like that :down:
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    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    Last night opposite the fire station in town 3 older women were fighting in the take away - the police comes and takes them away and i noticed some scally had jumped about 10 places in the que behind me as soon as the law come. I was like wtf ?!? - i asked what the crack was with the que jumpers to his reply.

    "Let us in man, let us in man am fucking tagged ya nah and am on a fucking cerfew (sp)" so i said ok even tho he said he had to be in at 7pm and it was about 1am :lol: after showing me his tag on his ankle.

    Gets talking anyways n he was rough as fuck, i knew id have his life so he asked where i lived and i said above hexham chippy to his benwell. My taxi then pulls up and the cheeky **** tried to get in with me tag n all to stay at mine :lol:

    Ermmmmmmm no mate :down:
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    Sounds like you had a good night John:up:

    thumbs up with nutting the taxi driver tho:lol: :lol:
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    I had a taxi driver goin mental with me about 3 weeks ago, cos i handnt any money. I said 'stop at this cashpoint mate and il get some out'. He starts shouting and screaming "why didnt you tell me before you got in?" and that kinda crap.

    Anyway i gave him my phone, first thing i did when i got out was note the registration in me head, though i was that bolloxed id forgot it by the time id crossed the road to the cashpoint! :lol: Got back in and the cheeky fucker wouldnt return my phone until hed got to mine and id paid him.

    Then he started apologising profusely and i thought he was gonna start crying. Weird as fuck like. :spangled:
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    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    The Council should do more random checks on the Quayside and in town generaly cos a reckon there's loads without proper licences and that.

    One i was in last night was a proper shed, step-toe ould of knocked this fuckers wheels back :eek:

    Some of the cars arent off the road for weeks either with shift swap central going on :down:

    If summit serious happened then the shit would hit the fan :(
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    you thibk its bad up here mate, you should see it down leeds/wakefield way. half of them arnt even supposed to be in the country never mind drivin a taxi!!!
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    taxi driver back from crasher classix in mackemland was a crease "mate u havent turned ur meter on" - "er thats cos its a fake meter , ill just guess the price" lmao then he asked "need any stuff like ?" he was only selling my mates bits n bobs lol .

    Then after a detour we eventually got to me mates house and asked how much , he said £18 and we only had £15 between us so he said that would do lol !!
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    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    I just remembered there when i went to Gods with people off here every fucking taxi driver just refered us to the next then the next then the next so eventually i snapped with the last one cos he wouldnt let me in his bastard taxi even tho it was freezing :evil: :eek:

    If your a driver you need business, regardless of how cock eyed we were and regardless of if i had me arms in me t-shirt.

    Bastards....
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    probably what scared them off..
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    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    You know what i mean, when your freezing and put them in ?!?!

    Id of payed with me feet anyways if i had nee arms, it wouldnt of been an issue but all the taxi drivers knocked as all back time and time again :(

    It was a nice greeting at the Hotel after as well :lol: :eek:
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    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    service station staff coming back from the M.E.N were a giggle aswell...looked at me as though i had shat on the floor when i asked them if they sold blu tack
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    Theres some dodgy fuckers in london who hang around in crowds outside nightclubs offering 'minicab?' to mullered punters. Despite all the warnings that are given - someone gets raped every week on average.

    Worringly, i got in one a month or two back with a girl who said she used them all the time by herself :eek:
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    Amyl Nitrate Can me mate hav a sniff?

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    Think danny dyer (human traffic) somes up taxi banter when your frazzled. get in and talk the most unbelievable shat known to man, your having to squint at him as your eyes are fucked and your talking about how much K your about to go hammer at the after party. Thats when the conversation dies and he puts his head down and concentrates on driving and not making rediculous detours to build up your fair. robbing bastards

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