Classic Darude quotes

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  1. GeordieLee

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    Classic Darude quotes

    This bloke is the daddy! :king:

    "Well she has some teeth but my mate says it is not the teeth you look at."

    "I get called Homophobic in college my mates have a joke with me like touchin me to see how I react"

    "hey hey im not the one posting gay games. I just play them"

    About Will Young - "Yes but if he thinking of gettin a key in the back door he can naff off."

    "Did you create this thread cuz u wanna be diddled up the back passage"

    And the best.......

    "I dunno they were meduim size. But 3 filled the big lad up"

    Anyone spotted anymore?
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    lmfao :lol: :lol: :lol: this guy deserves a medal
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    Re: Classic Darude quotes

    every post he does is hillerious in a strange confusing kinda fucked up way!
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    He MUST come to the meet up.

    I reckon hed be a right laugh. :D
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    if u can make any sense out of him, lets just hope he doesnt really string sentances together like that when hes speaking!!
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    Re: Classic Darude quotes

    u've got some strange friends darude, and please don't tell us where they touch u, i don't wanna know.
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    only things funnier are from my mate ste lewin he is the funniest guy alive, kept a room full of 25 people in stitches for 5 hours non stop after van dyk, and came out with some classic lines, like "u cant go to work the next day if u have dioreeaha u need a doctors note, but if u say u have aids, u can go to work!" then for the next 15 mins was shitting himself thinking he did really have aids
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    u have some friends that seem to be on the other side of normal aswell there Aaron!!
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    Yeah but he was K'd up to the eyeballs wasnt he?!?!

    This thread shud be a sticky. It wud be updated often enuf!

    Darude :king: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    ste's not normal, quite fucked in the head.....he managed to get himself stuck in a bush after a night out for 5 hours, was gonna fone the police to come rescue him, but he didnt know where he was
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    oh well that explains it :rolleyes: nasty thing to think when ya in that state i would imagine.
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    PMSL!!! thats one of the funniest things i've heard in a long time!!! i have to meet this kid like.
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    lol u shud have heard the voicemail he left lol ,"arghhhhh fucking helll ya bastards, theyve gone n done it now fuckkkkkkkkkk how the fuck do i get out? wat the fuck? bastard arghhhhhhhh im fucking stuck.....answer ya foneeeeeeee arghhhhhhhh im fucked now like"
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    :lol: :lol:
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    I know ste lewin... im sure he went to huntcliff with me in saltburn!!! If not huntcliff it was prior!!! Dont know him that well but know hes a good lad!!! Hangs with andy holmes and a few of the goodgreef lot from down there doesn't he? :D
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Heres a darude classic...

    "i dont read books at all now lol"

    My personal favorite has to be this reply to trance_fan asking for help cleaning his laptop screen...

    "Aint got a laptop so I would not know sorry"

    Darude = legend :clap:
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: LMFAO!!!!! :D Youve gotta love him! :D
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    Aye the guy is a legend! We gotta get him to the meet up :wink:

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