Classic Darude quotes

Classic Darude quotes

This bloke is the daddy!

"Well she has some teeth but my mate says it is not the teeth you look at."

"I get called Homophobic in college my mates have a joke with me like touchin me to see how I react"

"hey hey im not the one posting gay games. I just play them"

About Will Young - "Yes but if he thinking of gettin a key in the back door he can naff off."

"Did you create this thread cuz u wanna be diddled up the back passage"

And the best.......

"I dunno they were meduim size. But 3 filled the big lad up"

Anyone spotted anymore?

lmfao this guy deserves a medal

Re: Classic Darude quotes

every post he does is hillerious in a strange confusing kinda fucked up way!

He MUST come to the meet up.

I reckon hed be a right laugh.

if u can make any sense out of him, lets just hope he doesnt really string sentances together like that when hes speaking!!

Re: Classic Darude quotes

u've got some strange friends darude, and please don't tell us where they touch u, i don't wanna know.

only things funnier are from my mate ste lewin he is the funniest guy alive, kept a room full of 25 people in stitches for 5 hours non stop after van dyk, and came out with some classic lines, like "u cant go to work the next day if u have dioreeaha u need a doctors note, but if u say u have aids, u can go to work!" then for the next 15 mins was shitting himself thinking he did really have aids

u have some friends that seem to be on the other side of normal aswell there Aaron!!

Yeah but he was K'd up to the eyeballs wasnt he?!?!

This thread shud be a sticky. It wud be updated often enuf!

Darude

ste's not normal, quite fucked in the head.....he managed to get himself stuck in a bush after a night out for 5 hours, was gonna fone the police to come rescue him, but he didnt know where he was

oh well that explains it nasty thing to think when ya in that state i would imagine.

PMSL!!! thats one of the funniest things i've heard in a long time!!! i have to meet this kid like.

lol u shud have heard the voicemail he left lol ,"arghhhhh fucking helll ya bastards, theyve gone n done it now fuckkkkkkkkkk how the fuck do i get out? wat the fuck? bastard arghhhhhhhh im fucking stuck.....answer ya foneeeeeeee arghhhhhhhh im fucked now like"

I know ste lewin... im sure he went to huntcliff with me in saltburn!!! If not huntcliff it was prior!!! Dont know him that well but know hes a good lad!!! Hangs with andy holmes and a few of the goodgreef lot from down there doesn't he?

Heres a darude classic...

"i dont read books at all now lol"

My personal favorite has to be this reply to trance_fan asking for help cleaning his laptop screen...

"Aint got a laptop so I would not know sorry"

Darude = legend :clap:

LMFAO!!!!! Youve gotta love him!

Aye the guy is a legend! We gotta get him to the meet up