Is dance music

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    Is dance music

    For the unintelligent and lower classes?

    Hardcore/Happycore - Attracts rascals, proper low class scumbags - the most expensive item of clothing your likely to find at one of these raves is a henry lloyd stripey top.

    Psy/Goa - Attracts eco warriors and people that repel housing/bathing/hairstyles.

    Hard House - Truely does attract the dregs of society... If you don't do ket you aint welcome, if you earn more than £8,000 a year you aint welcome, if you come from a 1 parent family your more than welcome :D

    Drum & Bass - Hard House withmore bloodshed.

    Trance - For council estate nancy boys who have false delusions of grandeur...

    Prog - For council estate boys who have false delusions of intelligence... there is nothing intelligent about repetitive beats - just the extra instruments confuse the rest fo the monkeys...

    House - So your prettier than the rest fo the girls on your council estate - hell maybe your male and a little gayer than the hard nuts in your high rise... House music is the music you choose... but it certainly doesn't change your class - your still common as fuck.

    DANCE MUSIC IS FOR PEASANTS!

    least thats my theory :D
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    If they're rebelious - rock n roll, its naughty but not that naughty (there parents used to listen to the stones)

    If they're intlligent Jazz and world music

    If they're proper posh justin timberlake (he's a personal friend) and phillip glass (again, personal friend).

    they loathe dance though - thats why when you go to nights like gatecrasher the only celebrities you see are spuggy off byker grove and paul from neighbours.
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    well wot about hip hop in the ghettos and that joe? :D

    wots ur veiws on that ?
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    joe, what music u into then?? :D
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    urban music is split into two categories

    Backpack hip hop - Old school stuff, lsitened to by every middle class kid regardless of sex- think Jurassic 5, Run DMC, Public Enemy.

    and

    ghetto baning pimped out thug luvin huni bashing iced out blinging gangster ish - loved by every lower class scum bag who can pick up totp, radio1 and galaxy... You mustn't be over the age of 21 and your parents need to hate "black peopl"... If your above this age and find yourself nodding to wayne wonder - your... wait no that never happens :D

    As for what I listen to - not important :D
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    learn to read peasant, if only ur parents hadn't sold your books for skag :D
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    Re: Is dance music





    I disagree with what u said about trance. If you split it up as:
    commercial trance
    hard trance
    floaty trance
    etc

    IMO its only commercial trance what 'council estate nancy boys' as you put it listen to.
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    stereotypes don't work...:rolleyes:
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    they're needed so the 'cool' people know what they like at any one particular moment in time... ;)
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    Re: Re: Is dance music

    At this point I'd like to point out your from bedlington :D

    Iamian every1 needs genres... Its how people distnigiush between the styles of music they like and dislike.... stop trying to be open minded and clever.
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    Re: Re: Re: Is dance music

    i never said anything bout the genres... apart from making a shit lil joke!!
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    Re: Re: Re: Is dance music

    And your point being??

    At this point i'd like to point out that YOU started this thread about dance music, and i replyed to this thread with my answere containing relevant opinions of mine about the topic selected by YOU- not about which town i live in.
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    You wanna see some of the shitbags round my estate jumping round in the street when im on me decks :lol:

    I normally have me blinds up if its thru the day and they walk back and forwards - i have opened the window before and all they ask for is "The New Monkey" tunes - then they ask what is on when really they havent got a fucking clue and will then ask if ive got this or that ! :lol: - muppets !!

    There's not many scallies around that have decent music really - they all tend to like the same shit :rolleyes:
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    What are the posh kids into these days then?
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    How does that go then?
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    Rich person's drug innit.

    ;)
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