The Death Test - How Long You Got?

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  1. Vandenburg

    Vandenburg Registered User

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    Vandenburg Registered User

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    My results - i've got exactly 40 years to go :eek:

    Death on April 21, 2046
    at the age of 69 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (27%)
    Alien Abduction (15%)
    Heart Attack (11%)
    Homicide (8%)
    Alcoholism (8%)
    Loneliness (5%)
    Auto-Fellatio (5%)



    Alien Abduction....I'm up for that :D :chill:
  4. Nat

    Nat Registered User

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    May 24th 2044 only 57

    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (20%)
    Alcoholism (14%)
    Heart Attack (13%)
    Alien Abduction (13%)
    Suicide (7%)
    Contagious Disease (7%)
    Horrible Accident (5%)


    Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


    15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
    Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
    The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
    10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
    4% have had team sex.
    8% work in the porn business.
    And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
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    iamian Registered User

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    i'm gonna live to be 69!!

    so i'm still gonna have this childish sense of humour an think it'd be funny, cos its 69:rolleyes:
  6. Allie

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    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    April 21, 2065
    at the age of 80 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (30%)
    Alcoholism (13%)
    Heart Attack (11%)
    Alien Abduction (10%)
    Homicide (7%)
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    GeordieLee Registered User

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    November 11, 2049
    at the age of 68 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (39%)
    Heart Attack (16%)
    Alien Abduction (8%)
    Auto-Fellatio (8%)
    Suicide (6%)
    Homicide (5%)

    I would love to diue from alien abduction tho! It'd make me chuffed to have proof they existed before I died. :D
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    Well i think theyve got it wron am gonna die much younger than 52.... hehe
    am supposed to die on march 27th 2033

    either of : cancer 20% chance
    alcholism 10%
    homicide 10%
    electrolysis 8%
    drowning 7%
    alien abduction 7%
    wild animal mauling 6%
    horrible accident5%
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Out in the sticks cool as fukk gang! :)
    fuck me :eek:

    March 14, 2037
    at the age of 53 years old.

    :spangled:

    i dont wanna die :cry: :cry: :cry:
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    What a way to go! :D

    Eaten alive by a beast!:eek:
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    wallyjumblat Registered User

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    So youve met wor lass then:p :lol:
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    Þ€tè®* Registered User

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    March 18, 2064
    at the age of 78 years old.

    Alcoholism (17%)
    Cancer (15%)
    Heart Attack (11%)
    Alien Abduction (10%)
    Loneliness (7%)
    Suicide (5%)
    ontagious Disease (5%)

    :D
  13. ManofScience

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    aaaaaaaahahahahha! fucking classic! we knew it would happen son.
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    shit...

    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    October 14, 2036
    at the age of 55 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (37%)
    Heart Attack (16%)
    Alcoholism (10%) <------should be top :p
    Alien Abduction (8%)
    Homicide (5%)


    :( :eek: :rolleyes:
  15. ManofScience

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    Fuck.

    July 5, 2020
    at the age of 45 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (24%)
    Heart Attack (20%)
    Auto-Fellatio (10%)
    Alcoholism (8%)
    Homicide (6%)
    Suicide (5%)
    Alien Abduction (5%)

    i've got like 17 years left...
  16. Þ€tè®*

    Þ€tè®* Registered User

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    :lol: like ill live until im 78 :rolleyes:
  17. Lee Foster

    Lee Foster Dark Magician of Chaos

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    Lucky dog...

    July 3, 2042
    at the age of 71 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (18%)
    Heart Attack (16%)
    Homicide (13%)
    Auto-Fellatio (8%)
    Suicide (6%)
    Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
    Drowning (5%)

    Mint!


    :)
  18. loopyloosy

    loopyloosy Registered User

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    location, location.
    April 9, 2050
    at the age of 65 years old.

    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (44%)
    Alien Abduction (10%)
    Homicide (8%)
    Horrible Accident (5%)
    Alcoholism (5%)
    Confusion (5%)
    Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) <-----what the fuck is that?
    :)
  19. Miss T

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    Oh dear...i'm gonna die when i'm 44.........i dont want to talk about it......aahhh..the good die young.....
  20. Vandenburg

    Vandenburg Registered User

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    Fukkin el man:D


    DEAD MAN WALKING :D
  21. Miss T

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    You've got a year on me at least!

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