The Death Test - How Long You Got?

The Death Test - How Long You Got?

Can't voutch for the exact scientific nature of this test, but give it a go...


http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/

My results - i've got exactly 40 years to go

Death on April 21, 2046
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Alien Abduction (15%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Homicide (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)



Alien Abduction....I'm up for that :chill:

May 24th 2044 only 57

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Suicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

i'm gonna live to be 69!!

so i'm still gonna have this childish sense of humour an think it'd be funny, cos its 69

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 21, 2065
at the age of 80 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (7%)

November 11, 2049
at the age of 68 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Suicide (6%)
Homicide (5%)

I would love to diue from alien abduction tho! It'd make me chuffed to have proof they existed before I died.

Well i think theyve got it wron am gonna die much younger than 52.... hehe
am supposed to die on march 27th 2033

either of : cancer 20% chance
alcholism 10%
homicide 10%
electrolysis 8%
drowning 7%
alien abduction 7%
wild animal mauling 6%
horrible accident5%

fuck me

March 14, 2037
at the age of 53 years old.

:spangled:

i dont wanna die

What a way to go!

Eaten alive by a beast!

So youve met wor lass then

March 18, 2064
at the age of 78 years old.

Alcoholism (17%)
Cancer (15%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Loneliness (7%)
Suicide (5%)
ontagious Disease (5%)

aaaaaaaahahahahha! fucking classic! we knew it would happen son.

shit...

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


October 14, 2036
at the age of 55 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alcoholism (10%) <------should be top
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (5%)

Fuck.

July 5, 2020
at the age of 45 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Auto-Fellatio (10%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

i've got like 17 years left...

like ill live until im 78

Lucky dog...

July 3, 2042
at the age of 71 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (18%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Homicide (13%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Suicide (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Drowning (5%)

Mint!

April 9, 2050
at the age of 65 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (44%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Confusion (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) <-----what the fuck is that?

Oh dear...i'm gonna die when i'm 44.........i dont want to talk about it......aahhh..the good die young.....

Fukkin el man


DEAD MAN WALKING

You've got a year on me at least!