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"Twats" that have played for Newcastle UTD

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  1. Congay

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    More than ANY other club Newcastle UTD has had more than its fair share of absolute TWATS playing for them.

    I was trying to think of them all while doing the dishes yesterday and heres my effort.

    Batty
    Lua Lua
    Asprilla
    Barton
    Kluivert
    Dyer
    S.Taylor

    To be a "Twat" you must either have beaten up an asian, assualted a female, flirted with a team mates bird, burned a £50 note or took cocaine!! along those lines.

    Is their anyone iv missed?
    Congay, Nov 27, 2011
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    Bramble
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  4. Congay

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    hes done nothing untill proven guilty brother.

    its what make enland so great!
    Congay, Nov 27, 2011
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    Can't believe you missed the two most obvious examples in Bowyer or Woodgate?

    Barton's got to be candidate for consideration as well...
    Conway, Nov 27, 2011
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    Nile Ranger?
    Ash1, Nov 27, 2011
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  7. Congay

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    yes how did i miss the G-Unit
    Congay, Nov 27, 2011
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  8. Congay

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    Bowyer!!! fuck me you nealry have starting ELEVEN of complete twats. You twats
    Congay, Nov 27, 2011
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    MaGoo, Nov 27, 2011
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    Ruud would have to lead this rabble out.
    Congay, Nov 27, 2011
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    Don't forget bellamy. He chased me and my mate round sea one night for about ten minutes cause we took a picture of him. Great player/supporter interface i thought. Unfortunately i feel in some parts gazza may also have to fit the bill
    Ian Cox, Nov 28, 2011
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