treat your women like car tyres, always have a spare (making sure it ain't baldy) :wink:
I'd turn Craig loose in Consett, home of his beloved He'd last 5 mins in Trades or whatever that godforsaken excuse for a night club is called!
everyone I know who has been to Thailand as a couple as split maybe it's the hoes.. though I swear wor lad was asleep when I snuck out!
we have got a house boat for £50 each flight £78
I am available to harsh at bar mitzah, weddings and similar social gatherings
A barge in the 'Dam, Mysteryland and a selection of Loyal Subjects. :love:
Imagine putting that down on your insurance claim.. 'What were you doing at the time of the accident?' Getting a tremendous BJ from a fit...
erm it was about 2003 there was a whole thread about it on here, do a search She was a minging fattie as well, thought she was soooo...
Hi speed taxi blow jobs Luckily no taxi drivers were hurt in the process :wink:
Cyber officially died when that clip went on Blind Date cybered up. You cannot be an underground youth subculture and appear on prime time...
Also problem is that one person who used to live here has moved out (and owes money) two people are moving out at the end of the month. I'm...
Fookin Powergen Just whacked me with a 'leccy bill for £300 Turns out they haven't been billing me or taking payments for 'leccy, all payments...
People who have decided to commit suicide make, on average, 7 'goes', for want of a better word, before finally going through with it. It's a...
Good call Don't think they'd do that for £10 but could look into complaining through Offcom I guess.
thank God it's finished I was going to have to ring for the Royal Butler to come and turn it off. Only another few weeks and they all...
but still Craig won't take the hint If I was in the BB House I'd be getting hauled out on a GBH charge after a week, spitting bits of Craig ears..
please somebody come to my house and turn my TV off Craig is sucking Teacosy's nipples Class Style Self respect All boxes that...
he's snogging Kinga glad I've had me tea like
Now he's crying because Teacosy asked if he was here just to win 'You don't know me, you don't know what I've been through' Hmmm, I could...
Craig/Kinga BB Craig to Kinga 'I bet you love suckling Fanny' Just after he refused to commit to his sexuality 'I don't discuss that'...
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