Any bloke that can hol.d out for longer than three days without sexual activity should be a munk ......... Perhaps he was obssesed with palmela...
Yes there generally called mannequins and you can find them in any retail store ... No man with his genitalia intact can posibly have a low...
How longs this fooking coonting day going on for . Im tired im hungry and when i finnish work io have to trapse round asda to get some food...
samaras , ade aboure the arsenal right back (sp) hes been quality . Rooney !!!!!! Beatie . jens I hate the prick lehman Chris riggot ....
Me and my brothers try to out do each other each year when mothers day comes around . The problem is her birthday was the 3rd and we do the same...
Happy birfday to you 30 man :o get them crows feet oot like hew ! have a gud un mate
Mondays are class ! you talk over all the drunken debauchery that went on find out the scandal take the piss out of howevers team lost at the...
big loss . rip
classic breakup letter Dear Susan : I know the counsellor said we shouldn't contact each other during our cooling off period, but I...
If you didnt like them why would you go out with them ? Or is this a cunning plan where you just shag people you hate then dump them ??? That...
Just come out of a near 3yr relationship and am loving it ! for a time i loved being in the relationship and tbf there are plus points for...
angelina jolie :o Tenzig norgaey stephen hawkins
1. Transformers 2. He man 3. dungens and dragons 4. sport billy 5. Button moon ! Mr spoon rules that moon ........ Yeah ! :D
You mean the west ham team that was being slowly dismantled from under him with every player being touted as leaving . Dont think its fair to...
When i was younger so much younger than today ! It was a nickname given to me by a female aquaintance while slihtly intoxicated and ever so...
Friction burn ! nope leave her to sort out her cups ! :D
:lol: yoda the dog and the ginga catapillor ! Favourites gotta be the wolf tho how mad would that be having a baby wolf as a pet ..........
Mate both you and stu always look like that man :D I like the port and brandy but this mama joanna stuff blew me away its got leaves in it and you...
lethal drinks Ok its Friday Its drinking time ! Whats the most lethal concocotion of drinks or single drink that youve had im talking the one...
Arrr bless what cute little bottle :p
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