Should have gone to the sex clinic ! would have sorted it all out ! no prblem !
Go with bupa man ! My bro had an operation with them to remove fluid from his ankle he was in and out no problems nice facilities the lot !...
Sod putting off the meal get them a cardboard cut out of you cut out the mouth and strap a blacl bag to the back from the mouth openeing and then...
All three Nortgh East Teams to go Down ! 150-1 Might be worth a bet that like !
Do you worship this place or are you simply in love with one of the bouncers who work there ! Get a life and go to somwhere that plays decent...
Fucking hell is that you ??? I thought you were using a picture of this years world gurning champion ! :D :wink:
Sod this imported from abroad bollocks Just go to the old peoples home they always have flowers ! The cordiroy faced midgets will never even know...
Good point that about the clubs because there is no way to tell how often theo will play for the gooners ! Crouch has to go to the wc cos he...
This is the story of the whale that was adopted by salmon right ? :rolleyes:
like i say its a possibility ... but he will have to do something really special to get in and tho he has the talent i cant see him doing enough...
I just dont think sven will put him infront of people like owen , rooney , crouch , defoe , Bent etc At least not based on half a season in...
dont think he will be in the world cup squad like but you never know !
By the company i work for and sack the national sales manager ! then make his life hell by hiring mercenaries from mongolia and tell them he raped...
Dress them in hawaian tshirts and baggy bermuda shorts .... or pear not opear just pear ... i like pear ..... i want a pear your bridesmnaids...
Bambu is a huge bag of compost deposited in the middle of the big market ! They reduce the prices of the drink to lure fool hardy normal people to...
What do they generally play upstairs then cos to be honest this seems like my best option . ! I wont be going near Bambu unless i have a...
Tonight Anywhere worth heading out tonight ??? Just moved closer to town so I need me a good drinking sesh with some top tunes ! Anybody...
Theo signing up Hes having his medical and completing about now ! Wenger clearly put up a fair bit of money for him !
Getting caught going at it in the bogs with a friendly female by her 19stone rugby playing boyfriend ......... I would have asked her if she had a...
Sod the food just get the pitchers of beer saves queing for the bar and get ratted and laugh your tits off thats what your there for . eat...
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