WTF?!? Why would he be bothered about u knowing if you're a mate? Because he knows you're homophobic perhaps? Don't blame him if what youve...
FFS, get a life!!
Last one for today - Thick? The following questions and answers were collected from last year's GCSE exams, and are some of the answers given...
Why we love children A Kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. "Dead." She was informed....
3 choices A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The...
Doing the dishes Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he...
One for the girls At first I was afraid, I was petrified. By the ugly wanker that was lying by my side. I would've drunk a little less, I...
BLUE
You haven't pissed me off (yet) :D
You met me, dunno if you'll remember though. Madness at Si's house, did I miss something? LMAO
Gin & orange juice Baileys Tia Lusso Jose Cuervo Gold Tequila - either on its own or with lime and lemonade Apple Sourz Loadsa others but...
Raisin bread? A general store owner hires a yougn female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters...
The new father One day a new mother went out to run some errands, leaving her husband in charge of their baby son for the day. The proud...
The accountant A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads: Dear Wife (that's what he called her): I...
Digging a hole Two brothers once decided to dig a deep hole behind their house. As they were working, a couple of other boys stopped by to watch....
One day on Mount Everest Ten blondes and a brunette went on a climbing trip to Mount Everest. Near the top of the mountain, the group slipped and...
CIA recruiting The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They were down to three recruits, two men and one woman. Only one could get...
Car trouble A blonde was trying to sell her old car, and wasn't having much luck, since the car had 250,000 miles on it. She was telling her...
A modern bible story One day God spoke to Noah, and He said, "Noah, in six months I shall make it rain until the whole earth is covered with...
Tonight's gonna be my last night at promise for a while so I'm gonna make sure it's a good un. Rufus is making a rare appearance too!!...
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