"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck. When she is ready, the doc...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to...
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.
Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on? A: Because it said, ''Sorry, try again.''
What do blondes and shrimps have in common? Their heads are full of shit, but the pink bits are nice.
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. She responded, ''Six, please. I could never eat twelve...
A blonde wanted to buy personalized license plates but she couldn't afford them. So she changed her name to JKM345.
Q: What's worse than a redhead and a brunette trying to build a house underwater? A: A blonde trying to set fire to it.
What's the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort!
Re: Re: When you feel like crying........ I'll be dead long before then
A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew. The brunette's word was quizzical. The redhead's...
Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? She couldn't find the 10 key.
Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first? A: The brunette -- the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what everyone says, blondes really are smart. While her husband is at work, she decides that...
Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but...
Has a name that i cannot pronounce
Look if it weren't for me you wouldn't be going at all.
Is sexy as fuck and should be given a medal for buying confuzzled's and glitter angel's ticket for GK GG.
Her insults are pathetic and needy always trying to be smart and in the end looking retarded.
Global gathering is 43 hrs away
Separate names with a comma.
