As if you need at bottle of vodka. A half shandy will do ya.
Highs Never came down all weekend Met some crazy bird (fit as fook though) Lows Missed matt hardwick at crasher (i fink) Being left...
See he didn't even threaten to punch me. I better start to grow my nails in preperation for the cat fight.
It blatently has to be Glitter. And i suppose confuzzled's nice in a camp sort of way. And joe in a completely homosexual way.
Well you have very nice eye's too
Well atleast you have a nice smile.
The overhead kick by edneilson. World class goal
Its kinda like a tryhard wanna be, doesn't fit in anywhere, muppet styley gonkle burger
As if some gumbies were wearing dust masks at crasher last night
Nah a letter box with big fangs chased me and i had to hide in a corner behind some fat bird.
Erm............ Drugs what are they? Remember the rules
Sorry guys didn't notice. By the time i had said hello to everyone i was smashed so didn't really stand much chance of seing them. But i will...
Did anyone ever go to the colosseum in stockton now that was a rave club. They only sold water and one night i spent about an hour dancing with a...
Sorry would you like me to stop shaving then?
They were my man boobies did you like em?
But what about all the stuff you said in the corridor didn't you mean it?
But why not you looked so nice on friday?
Ah look Joe called me sweet. And you say your not gay.
The birds are fit as fook but there mostly just try hards. And there right they could never be as good as us.
Right what the fuck are they?
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