Actually that is quite true. I retract my statement confuzzled is not a bastard. He's a twat
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Come how nasty to me are you when were smashed?
Wouldn't it piss roz and jem off a bit since they have been battling it out for a while now
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Well that one sounds about right
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My uncle's got a 4 1/2 ft iguana and he's a twat so mabey if you have a mamal your nice other wise your a bastard.
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HAppy b'day mate
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I cant sleep it's my day off
Hmmmmmmmmmmm NO
WTF are you all on about?
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