Binge Drinking?!?!

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees.

WARNI NG: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol ma y cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

its all so true!!!

our nmights out with you unable to stand up and talking in some strange alien language were well funny! Scared the shit out of me when I realised I'm just like you

that sunday nite when chrissy was out too was one of the worst states i've seen u in...u were so bad u had to come to mine & u & chrissy disturbed what wud've been a decent nights kip!! :evil:

All I can remember is saying 'Ruth I have to come to your house, I can't go home like this'

Mustve been bad cos normally I didnt care what state I went home in. TBF though that wasn't off the alocohol really was it :spangled:

the alcohol def didn't help tho amy...u were fairly drank!!! it took u an hour to get to yvonnes after ringing to say u'd b there in 5 mins ..

I dont remember