sick as f*ck

Definately, if the person you are raping is not putting in a performance, then you may aswell just go back to the dead bodies.

What sort of lubrication do you use? (im assuming your a lube user)

:tut:

Lube is for the weak.

I'm not worthy

Exactly- it's nice to meet a fellow lover of all things rape.

There just aren't enough of us around these days

You 2 are sick

Are you ready for your roasting yet pet?

are you? haha

Indeed. I'm giving myself a rat tailed pedo mullet especially for the occasion sunshine, and shall be naked apart from a pair of green wellies, and full length black Mac

Your trustworthy potato selling friend,
Jez North

He's not the one about to get tampered with.

Spot on there as usual I see. Similar minds think alike

Your going to get nailed Sean. Lets just hope for your sake you stay off the Vindloo's for the next few days, just to make this mass buggering procession a little more bareable for you

Exactly mate.

I can spot a fellow deviant a mile off.

Yous dont stand a chance, if i havent told you already, im handy as fuck with garden tools

Same here, i remember the first time i took a full rake handle like it was yesterday.

If it didn't reach far enough up to make you gag, it doesn't count.

Though knowing you, I'm sure it did.

And Sean- don't forget there's going to be at least 3 of us gang-raping you, so no amount of garden equiptment is going to help you.

Oh yes. I had rake handle in my throat, i gave the best splinter blow job ever after that.

I have a trowel?.........

there will be plenty of shit shoveling dont you worry