This Saturday (night)...

That's just plain harsh Kerry...

Get with the times Kerry. This is the NEW Allie:

so is the thought of me calling you up "begging for sex"

How do you think it makes me feel?!

like the luckiest man in the world!!

wake up Kerry.

wide awake darling.....i think its time for you to rise and shine though, cant carry on living in this dream world of yours where ladies are just throwing themselves at your feet....its must feel so good to be you allie

It's no dream, that is my world Kerry

chances are they're probably just passing out from the smell!

Nah, that's just when I'm walking with you, from your nether regions...

when the fuck do you walk with me? i try and avoid you as much as possible, i hardly think its likely im guna be walking down the street with you

new harsh kerry =

Fuck off Kerry, I'm trying to take the piss :evil:

Do you think I'd like to be seen anywhere with you?!

not for a seccond, standing next to me will make you look even worse than you already do, ugly people tend to stay away from the likes of us

You mean extremely fucking ugly people?

seems your stupid aswell as ugly, what a winning combination

I have a lot going for me.

Which is a lot more than can be said for you...

your insults hurt me so much allie

Yours are wack too...

what are all these amazing things you have going for you then allie?? is it the pale complection and drawn in cheeks or the jam jar glasses that drive the ladies insane?