Toon Vs Mackems

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  1. S.E.C.T.

    S.E.C.T. Kiss My Face

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    4 points from 6, same as last season so nothing has changed.

    NUFC 44 points
    SAFC 34 points

    Yawn.
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    Your still top dogs right? LOL!!
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    S.E.C.T. Kiss My Face

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    Whatever. I've given up arguing with retards for lent
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    heres two facts that are indisputable

    newcastle united get bigger crowds into their ground than sunderland

    sunderland anly used to fill their ground when they let adults accompanied by a youn'un in for a tenner.

    make of this what you will.
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    I know mate its embarassing, i've a feeling it would have been the same tits that invaded the pitch at Darlo in pre-season, avergae age of about 16 and pissed to the eyeballs on their parents spirits they've nicked from home.
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    the ironic thing is, most of them were probably wearing tracksuits they bought from Sports Direct
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    I bought THREE SportsDirect.Com tape measures and TWO SportsDirect.Com hot water bottles. Came to a tidy total of £8

    Theres your summer transfer kitty sorted
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    S.E.C.T. Kiss My Face

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    You lot need more investment than us so £8 will probably be fine thanks
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    newcastle get better gates than sunderland

    always have always will

    what makes me laugh the most is that some of the biggest scumberland fans prefer living in newcastle and partying in newcastle

    you would never get a true newcastle / geordie doing that over in makemsville

    :wink:
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    S.E.C.T. Kiss My Face

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    I've never understood this either. They insult everything about Newcastle and Geordies but then live there and go out shopping / socialising in the great city anyway. Stupid people are hard to figure out
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    and come on message boards giving it the big i am


    then sitting in the local saying fuck all
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    Even our resident mackem 586 has a stunning vista of ST JAMES PARK from his sitting room winda..... So im told ;)
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    daly i lived in newcastle for 30 years

    and for 5-7 years between nottingham, leeds, lancahsire etc...

    I work and live in durham but i spend more time in newcastle city centre than most people I know lol

    the last toon game I was at was liverpool at home but when i have the time or money i am there and have been gannin to see them since 1983 mate lol

    so what you are saying is that sunderland get smaller gates but better fans, i would disagree as when i wathc sunderland on the tv their fans always leave in droves before the end

    i am only commenting on what i see i am only stating facts

    what is FACT is that neither of wor north east teams will ever win any silverware

    ps: I am quite happy with the regular 450-600 punters we get at wor gigs and never dropping below 300 since 2007:D

    pps: you know I am only jessing 586 I love you really
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    S.E.C.T. Kiss My Face

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    NUFC 59pts
    SAFC 42pts

    15pts available. Scumderlands season is officially over.
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    Our resident mackem oracle and self-appointed football sage has gone strangely quiet... ;)
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    :lol:
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    A fellow geordie statistician pointed this out to me:

    Before Bruce got sacked, Sunderland were trailing Newcastle by 12 points. Now they're being led by the magical leprechaun, they're currently trailing by 17.

    Success? You be the judge ;)
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    S.E.C.T. Kiss My Face

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    If read through the footy threads you will spot a few mackems who are always wankers
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    No. This is the best story of the day.

    Once upon a time,

    5 years in Prem.

    77 players signed.

    Top 10 finish once.

    The End.

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    Gary Proud Registered User

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    Obsessed with Sunderland's delusions of grandeur.

    Follow up story already out.

    On hooky VHS from all good Quayside stalls.

    'Papers' by Hatem Ben Arfa. Enjoy:

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